Spain; - Thank modern science everyone. An unfortunate accident
at the Paris Cryogenic Institute turned up to be the biggest
surprise of the new millennium. A night porter unknowingly unplugged
a storage chamber when he used an outlet for his floor buffer
machine. The chamber belonged to, Father of Cubism and Modern
Art, Pablo Picasso. He was unfrozen from his 32 years of Cryogenic
slumber awaking to doctors in disbelief. His first words were,"Je
dois pisser. Donnez-moi damnêe cigaret!"
122 year old artist was thawed Tuesday Night, rested with young
nurses and therapists for a few sleepless nights. Wishing to
get out and about. He strolled the streets of Paris, over the
weekend he was transported to his birth town of Malaga, Spain.
There he ate piaya, drank wine and spoke of his Icy dreams to
friends, fellow artists and the press. Doctors say that Piacsso's
visit will be short. He will be refrozen to insure that he stays
fresh for his next visit in the year 2883, when he will be 1000.
Botte rubs Picasso's shoulders. Picasso was heared saying, "Homme,
il a embrasse le froid à l'interieur là. Mes epaules n'etaient
jamais si raides. Plus dur, chienne, plus dur."